“My mom loves him, and that’s why I’ll never be able to get rid of him.”
“Dear losers who we love in Hogwarts [why the hell are you still in Hogwarts] - guess who found each other in the end? ‘Till death do us part. Sorry you weren’t invited.”
I guess I should try to get some sleep tonight.
Tough day tomorrow?
Ian Fleming, The Spy Who Loved Me
Neveee?
MARIE! OH GOD, I DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT I STALK YOU A LOT LATELY. OKAY. I MISS YOU A FUCKING LOT.
(Source: hornyhunterishorny)
someone’s car alarm is on outside which means that there’s probably a robber or murderer in front of my apartment and now I suddenly feel like I can’t move or breathe
well fuck
I… I guess you can go. It’d be selfish of me to keep you here, anyway, and you have been pretty selfless.
It wouldn’t. I understand, but you’re only afraid and for no valid reason. Now give me a smile, alright? We’re not gonna waste little of what we have on being sad!
(Source: parseltonguescorp)
